my short story 'day of moustaches' is now online here.
i just e-mailed Transmission my short story 'detective story' for their pulp-themed issue. it is a detective story. it is probably the worst detective story in the history of the genre. here is a short excerpt:
Okay, said the ‘broad’. Okay. She nodded and thought about my answers for a while. Then she asked me what my best detective simile was.
Um, I said.
I carried on playing with my gun under the desk. I cocked the hammer. I uncocked it.
Take your time, she said. I want you to come up with a good one.
A minute passed. She waited like a gigantic barrel of eels in a blizzard.
I can’t think of a good one, I said eventually.