Friday, 13 July 2007

55: birthday

[Sexwand_52]: hi ther badboy. u alrite?

With a reputation for being chaotic and corrupt, the Philippines has something of an image problem. But most who make the journey to the 7000-odd islands that comprise the Philippines are pleasantly surprised by their beauty and by the friendliness of the people.

Carmella is beautiful and friendly. I am pleasantly surprised.

[Sexwand_52]: u there? i am touching myself

[Bad Ian]: go away.

Most of the Philippines is laidback, stable and relatively safe. The locals are an exceptionally helpful bunch and there are fantastic reefs and fish. On top of this, transport is cheap, the food is good, accommodation is plentiful and (for the monolinguistic) English is widely spoken.

[Sexwand_52]: im thinkin of what u told me last time

Carmella exceptionally helping me talk, monolinguistically, to her about her coat in a laidback, relatively safe way.

[Sexwand_52]: i hav a candle up my ass. my assssssssssssssssssshole.

[Bad Ian]: this isn’t Ian. this is his flatmate. i am just using his computer. go away.

The Philippines (Filipino: Pilipinas), officially the Republic of the Philippines (Republika ng Pilipinas; RP), is an island nation located in Southeast Asia, with Manila as its capital city. The Philippine Archipelago comprises 7,107 islands in the western Pacific Ocean. The country reflects diverse indigenous Austronesian cultures from its many islands, as well as European and American influence from Spain, Latin America and the United States.

[Sexwand_52]: now i am litin the wik for u. ooooooooh yeh!

Filipinos are mostly of Austronesian descent. Filipino minorities include American, Spanish, Chinese, and Arab ancestry.

A former Spanish and United States colony, the Philippines has many affinities with the Western world including Spain and Latin America due to three centuries of Spanish colonial rule. Roman Catholicism is the predominant religion, and Filipino and English are the official languages.

[Sexwand_52]: it IS ur birthday today right?


Merula said...

Sexwand is hilarious. I laughed my ass off.
This is addicting stuff.

chris killen said...

thank you very much. i think Sexwand_52 is my favourite character. i want to just keep typing the word 'Sexwand_52' over and over again.

chris killen said...


Anonymous said...

Does this mean there are 51 other sexwands we are going to be introduced to?