I have forgotten Ian’s birthday. Even ‘Sexwand_52’ knew it was Ian’s birthday. Ian is twenty seven today. I have forgotten his birthday. I get up from his computer and go back into the kitchen. I go into the hall and then back into the kitchen. I go into the living room. Ian is out somewhere, alone, on his birthday. I go back into the kitchen.
I write “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” at the bottom of the note on the kitchen table.
I sit down and wait for Ian to get home.
I wait for what feels like a long time.
Finally I write “Ian, I am using your computer again” at the bottom of the note.
I sit down at Ian’s computer.
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