Thursday, 14 February 2008

things to do on Valentine's Day

melt butter in a large pan, add onions, broccoli, salt and garlic, cover and steam gently for twenty minutes, watch xtx's youtube version of Brandon Scott Gorrell's story 'Night Owl', read this 'sex therapy' blog (from the bottom up), add stock to the pan and bring to the boil, reduce heat immediately and simmer for ten minutes, read the last chapter of Duncan Cheshire's untitled 'supermarket nightmare' novel (which is not yet posted but will be posted some time today) and then congratulate him in the comments section on writing 127 chapters, blend until smooth, return to the pan and stir in the stilton, some milk, and stir over a low heat until the cheese is combined giving a lovely smooth soup, have a look at this 'supermarket nightmare' blog which has all the 'supermarket nightmares' in one place, serve and eat.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

kippers

xtx said...

mmm.....

dare i say it could use about 2 tablespoons of rainbowpuke.com?

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

i followed your recipe for soup and got food poisoning

Lacey said...

soup is good. I do the same thing except with cauliflower & curry instead of broccoli & cheese.

Le Chef Brian said...

Mmm this sounds tastey and delightful. I must try it sometime.

Ben Myers said...

I had some broccoli the other day. It gave me violent wind, which was very handy as I was rollerskating at the time. Suddenly I was faster than all the rollerskaters in London.

Some of the muscular cats on roller blades however were faster.