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I feel sad when I think about you. You are so small and dainty - like a beautiful dream; I want to be friends with you but I am not cool enough. Please be my friend. I love you horse.
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Dear Socrates,
Thank you for your email. It made me happy. It is my first email. Thank you.
I am your friend. I am a miniature plastic horse. Sometimes I don't feel very 'cool' either. Thank you for saying I am small and dainty. It made me feel better.
your friend,
Miniature Plastic Horse
p.s. You probably get asked this a lot, but is Socrates your real name?
Thank you for your email. It made me happy. It is my first email. Thank you.
I am your friend. I am a miniature plastic horse. Sometimes I don't feel very 'cool' either. Thank you for saying I am small and dainty. It made me feel better.
your friend,
Miniature Plastic Horse
p.s. You probably get asked this a lot, but is Socrates your real name?
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Hi Horse,
Thankyou for getting back to me - What a lovely treat to wake up to on a Saturday! Socrates is not my real name - I call myself it to appear more important than I really am - I am really called Neville.
What are your ambitions?
Speak soon,
Neville
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i have no real 'ambitions'. maybe i like the idea of finding a miniature plastic jockey to sit on my back. i don't know.
i feel strange. i tried really hard to think of something. i felt like i didn't want to disappoint you.
how about you? do you have any ambitions?
your friend,
Miniature Plastic Horse
1 comment:
Neville!!!!
Wow.
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