Monday, 17 March 2008

the miniature plastic horse got way more emails than me

Socrates Adams- Florou to me


I feel sad when I think about you. You are so small and dainty - like a beautiful dream; I want to be friends with you but I am not cool enough. Please be my friend. I love you horse.



miniature horse
to Socrates

Dear Socrates,

Thank you for your email. It made me happy. It is my first email. Thank you.

I am your friend. I am a miniature plastic horse. Sometimes I don't feel very 'cool' either. Thank you for saying I am small and dainty. It made me feel better.

your friend,

Miniature Plastic Horse

p.s. You probably get asked this a lot, but is Socrates your real name?


Socrates Adams- Florou to me
Hi Horse,
Thankyou for getting back to me - What a lovely treat to wake up to on a Saturday! Socrates is not my real name - I call myself it to appear more important than I really am - I am really called Neville.
What are your ambitions?

Speak soon,
Neville


miniature horse to Socrates

Dear Neville,

i have no real 'ambitions'. maybe i like the idea of finding a miniature plastic jockey to sit on my back. i don't know.

i feel strange. i tried really hard to think of something. i felt like i didn't want to disappoint you.

how about you? do you have any ambitions?

your friend,

Miniature Plastic Horse

1 comment:

xtx said...

Neville!!!!

Wow.