someone found my blog by googling "what happens to the penis when you die".
i feel bad that they didn't find the answer. i will answer the question now, in case there are any future searches for "what happens to the penis when you die".
what happens to the penis when you die:
the penis turns into a small bird. the small penis bird goes to a party. there are other small penis birds at the party. the small penis birds have a nice time at the party. the party lasts forever. there is 'beautiful' music being dj-ed at the party. everyone has a nice time. 'crazy' things happen. the small penis birds flutter around and sometimes kiss each other. sometimes the small penis birds wish that the party was over, so that they could look back on it and remember it fondly and think phrases like 'good times' and 'awesome' to themselves. but the party doesn't stop. the party goes on forever. sometimes one of the small penis birds becomes sick from exhaustion from constant partying. sometimes one of the small penis birds becomes sick just from having too much fun, like a five-year-old on Christmas morning. the party goes on forever, like a thought about someone you have broken up with.
what happens to the rest of the body when you die:
it goes into the ground or it gets cremated or maybe it just lies there, wherever it is, slowly decaying.