responses to the 'Paul Simon's i sent in the post are now trickling in. here are some excerps:
"I read half and threw the other half away."
"What a crock of shit."
"How did you get my address?"
"Thanks very much."
"I gave it to my mum to read, and she read it out to me, and then we had dinner (sausage and mash -- yum!!)."