Tuesday, 13 May 2008

early symptoms of TB:


  • fever
  • chills
  • stupid 'goon' face
  • sweating
  • night-sweats
  • inability to go outside, even if it's a 'really nice day' (usually manifesting as 'can't be bothered')
  • fever
  • gastro-intestinal symptoms
  • decreased interest in 'serious writing'
  • weight loss
  • inability to stop looking at facebook, google blog reader, gmail inbox, mobile phone (no new messages)
  • no appetite
  • increased interest in 'making a fucking mess'
  • weakness
  • gigantic urge to google 'early symptoms of TB'
  • fatigue

3 comments:

sally said...

I can't believe you did this. After all I did to 'protect you from the truth'.

I think having TB means you have to go to the seaside.

chris killen said...

i will sit on a deckchair and look wanly at a pale youth, like Dirk Bogarde in 'Death in Venice'.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

miniature tb