Monday, 2 June 2008

talented tiny break-dancing child


my friend Mark told me today that the tiny break-dancing child i once wrote about in this upbeat, light-hearted story has just won Britain's Got Talent.

also, i am buying a swan.

8 comments:

Brandi Wells said...

that is a great story.

Fat Roland said...

That's hilarious. The tiny-break-dancing-child-who-won-the-telly-programme bit, not the swan bit. Swans make me cry.

Ben Myers said...

This is a freakishly amazing turn of events.

Maybe you could sell your story to the tabloids?

'I discovered annoying dancing child - pics inside'

etc.

Sara said...

I enjoyed your story when I read it a while ago, but now, wow, it has an extra 'reality' layer that is absolutely super funny.

Jenn said...

I read in the newspaper today that he has a spine problem and has been told not to dance anymore.

chris killen said...
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chris killen said...

i tried to explain my feelings about the tiny break dancing child and it came out wrong. i deleted the comment. i will maybe write an essay about him. i don't know.

Brian said...

I can't fucking believe that little annoying shit won that show! My God! I used to roll my eyes at him while shopping in the Arnadale Centre. This is Fuked up, like Major. I guess he won't be there anymore now. But who will fill the voide? Deary me. What is this world coming to?!