Tuesday, 5 August 2008
Dinosaurs (b. India, 1976) come in three flavors. Melon, Lychee and Watercress. Melon dinosaurs are capable, like all dinosaurs, of levitation, but prefer to be held. Lychee dinosaurs are carnivorous and I should know. (I'm missing a pinky finger and my index from the second knuckle up.) Watercress dinosaurs are very shy and spook easily. They are quite well-read, though. All dinosaurs weigh 1.2 pounds until the moment of death, at which point they evaporate. Dinosaurs invented the scratch-and-sniff concept later popularized by stickers and rare, expensive wall-papers often used in the homes of hip hop stars.
The Land Before Time
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters (Nickelodeon, Season Two, 1995)
[submitted by Catherine Lacey, thanks Catherine.]