i am having fun with the keyboards i bought off eBay.
i have a moustache at the moment. i was in a pub last night and a man i didn't know came up to my table and described my moustache as 'dreadful' and told me to shave it off. he said it made me look like a Turkish popstar or something, and said the name of the Turkish popstar. i got him to write the name down in my notebook. apparently i look like this at the moment.