Friday, 19 December 2008

interview #1


interview with XTX


have you ever played the online interactive game 'Second Life'?


Funny you ask this. I play this game every day. I, however, have the 'expansion pack' where I have no need to log on through any electronic interface. I am playing now. Look! There goes a flying squirrel in battle armor shooting lasers at a man with tires for feet. So exciting.


what is the best thing about the online interactive game 'Second Life'?


Hands down, the sex. My avatar has four vaginas and multiple breasts. I am very popular on Second Life. Especially at the Medievel grocery store.


what is the worst thing about the online interactive game 'Second Life'?


The husbands. They like to tell you what to do, and what not to do. Recently, there was a wooden shelf that broke off the wall and fell to the floor making items on the shelf scatter and break. "What did you do to that shelf?" he asks me. "Nothing." I say. "Pick that shit up. Now." he says, and I do it or else.


if you had unlimited money (Linden Dollars) in the online interactive game 'Second Life', what would you do?


I would spend it on coffees and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and a new treadmill. But if the money was unlimited, I guess I could spend it on buying Johnny Depp or at least renting him.

how can i cure the mold on my bathroom ceiling (it keeps coming back)?


I cannot help you here. I have bathroom mold of my own. It attaches to the drywall where the wallpaper has ripped away. I scrape it off with my fingernails and it looks good for a week and then it's dark gray again. I think I am slowly poisoning myself to death. If you find a solution, please let me know. I am useless.