interview with BRIAN CENTRONE
have you ever made up your own board game or anything?
Yes. Actually I have. When I was young I created a game that was played using a serving tray (breakfast in bed style) and Brazilian nuts - shell still on. The object was to knock the nuts off the tray using the "throwing" nut. It had rules and everything. I still might have the rules somewhere. I know I have the tray, but sadly, the nuts have gone on their way.
what is the best thing about living in your house?
I have all my stuff with me again.
please describe your 'favourite cat'.
Aloof, yet caring, with a hint of condescension and a wit to rival that of Caesar, Lincoln and Albus Dumbledore himself. What? Were you expecting fluffy with an affinity to purr when pet?
have you ever played the online interactive game 'Second Life'?
No, but I once attended an presentation on it for work. I ended up making a mockery of the presenter who claimed he did not have a 'Second Life' persona, but all evidence pointed to the contrary.
how can i cure the elderly relative in my bathroom?
The same way you cure mold: "Scrape then Paint" But don't forget to disinfect them first with something strong and very pungent such as bleach, white vinegar, or, (a personal favorite amongst the elderly) gin.